The Movie Star

Meet The Movie Star

He is a pop icon after starring in many hit movies like "You had me at Hyena" and "Shaken, not Slurred". His best-known role was in the television show "All my Cheetos". Suffice it to say, he will not have a hard time finding a following now that he has his sights set on being president. When asked why he is running he replied, "I'm tired of pretending". 

Despite his wild success, his largest audience was always those in less populous areas. This helped earn him the nickname "La maravilla rural". He basically has a lock on any smaller battleground states so watch out!


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